From Joe Maddon to Crazy Florida State Moms

Joe Maddon being hired by the Cubs on the same night as Game 7 might be the closest he comes to the World Series.

Roy Williams is worried sick about the NCAA investigation that will look at the North Carolina's academic scandal. His main reason for being worried is that he knows they are guilty.

Todd Gurley will officially miss four games for accepting $3,000 for signing autographs. Gaining $3,000 dollars while avoiding around 100 carries of free labor is the best punishment ever.

Mother of Florida State commit says she is impressed with the way Jimbo Fisher is handling the Jameis Winston situation while wearing an Adrian Peterson jersey.

Golden State owner Peter Guber apologizes for accidentally using the word "hoodish" in an email. His apology started with, "Hey remember that Donald Sterling guy?"

Washington Redskins' VP of Communications rushed Colt McCoy off the field Monday night to avoid any interviews, which explains a lot about their other public relations decisions.

Texas A&M quarterback Kenny Hill is on the verge of being benched. He had no comment on whether or not he will give himself a new nickname.

From Bad Celebrations to Bad Coaches

Chicago Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston tears ACL while celebrating a sack during the Bears 51-23 loss. Houston would later celebrate from a hospital bed that he no longer has to play on Chicago's defense.

Florida State running back Karlos Williams is suspected of domestic battery, that is until the Tallahassee Police Department looks at the case.

Alabama boosters reportedly paid off Nick Saban's 3.1 million dollar house. He responded by saying, "Get off my lawn."

Mike Smith isn't worried about his job with the Atlanta Falcons because he just realized he was the head coach.

Byron Scott questioned whether Dwight Howard has the drive to be a champion. He also questioned why Kobe keeps calling him, "4th Choice".

The New York Jets are denied request to have entire team put on the commissioners exempt list.